coffay

How Odd Todd says and spells coffee.

How about some coffay?

coffay by donth October 26, 2003

coffay

Something you drink whilst staring at the wall.

"so I drank some coffay, and stared at the wall"

coffay by Velior July 17, 2004

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

Coffaa

A failed attempt at a coffee. This variation is popular in India where 1 incher's bask in it's flakey, leafy glory.

lamiaj: Hey Itra, think ill get lucky tonight?
Itra: No way your a 1 incher
lamiaj: Oh, well want a Coffaa?
Itra: Sure
lamiaj: SCORE!

Coffaa by IAmMen00b June 30, 2010

Coffey 

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

Coffey by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010

pat coffey

he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey

HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH

pat coffey by springfieldsux2012 November 2, 2010

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.

I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.

coffart by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011