Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009

Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

Brofessional by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

Brofessional by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

brofessional

Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)

Cole- "Hey do you play lacrosse?"
Chandler- "yeah im a brofessional

brofessional by BurntEternalGenius January 3, 2012

Brofessional

A worker's wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;

Covering for a fellow employee.

Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."

Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"

Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."

Brofessional by bizzarot April 16, 2010

brofessional

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.

Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.

brofessional by Destination 1440 August 23, 2007