assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.

Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen December 13, 2008

punk-assedness 

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.

The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.

punk-assedness by shaggypb September 4, 2012

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen February 11, 2007

bitch-assedness 

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.

PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.

bitch-assedness by Gorilladong February 27, 2009

smart-assyness  

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

smart-assyness by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010