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Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006
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Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
Detlef Schrempf by Ross Shields September 2, 2008
The term for shrimp, a small marine creature, by the African American race
Ay d'shawn let's go down to Bubba Gumps and get some schremp.
schremp by Quacker jack February 27, 2014

schmemph 

An insult alluding to a totally lame or nerdy person. An guy who acts like a complete goofball.
look at that idiot acting like a moron, what a schmemph
schmemph by kitrik23 May 23, 2016

schnemph 

Located at the bottom of a males body between the gouch and the bottom of the testicles.
Ohh for schnemph sakes” “you are a schnemph”
schnemph by Jamezsisexy December 12, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026