choadstain

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008

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Chastained

The event in which a race car driver spins or crashes as a result of NASCAR Cup Series driver Ross Chastain's actions on the racetrack.

Popularized by fellow competitor Kyle Busch following an incident at Richmond Raceway on August 14th, 2022, the term has been used widely among NASCAR fans who have witnessed the alarming number of casualties caused by the hands of Chastain.

Earning a reputation as a highly talented but overly aggressive driver, the eighth-generation watermelon farmer has made several on-track rivals during his short time driving for competitive teams in NASCAR. His balls-to-the-wall racing style could possibly be linked to his time driving for underfunded teams on his journey to the NASCAR Cup Series, during which he clawed for every position in the running order.

"I love Ross Chastain. He’s a really good race car driver, but he’s got to find a way...to run these races without constantly making contact." - Jeff Burton

"We were Chastained this week. We were his victim this week." - Kyle Busch

"Insert Driver Name Here just got Chastained." - NASCAR Fans on any given weekend

Chastained by racetrackk1ng August 22, 2022

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Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

Jessica Chastain by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019