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electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.
Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.
electrolyte dump by Dick Blast January 19, 2016

electrolytes

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.
electrolytes by hnic17 January 3, 2008

Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.
Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.
Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.
Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

electrolyte 

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie
My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.
electrolyte by IWINULUZ August 28, 2007

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.