poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

poomones by Peter L W May 18, 2008

poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

poomonster by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004

Promones 

Prom hormones! People with promones will be nicer, flirtier, and will general appear more attractive, with the excitingness of prom.

Wow, was it just me or does he look really cute in that suit! PROMONES!

Promones by PurpleFurLover July 6, 2012