Blovated

Adj. bloated, self important, self inflated, egotistic, verbose. Also used as a verb, see below.

I'm betting on "intellectual dishonesty and blovated egotistical narcissism", but that's just my unsubstantiated suspicion. www.uspoliticsonline.com. Well maybe that and the fact "Marches with Hezbolah" is a blovated, attention seeking sack of scum ... hallsofmacadamia.blogspot.com. Turner is a blovated, narscistic, windbag. Something akin to a 300 foot flagpole in the midst of a prarie thunderstorm. scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com. He instead blovated for a half an hour about "Human Rights Violations in Burma". Wah wah wah. www.xanga.com

by Bob Wainess May 18, 2008

Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 2, 2015