Popen' 

Like pimpin', but for catholics.

Jeff: Hey Ted, did you see Father McCleary's new car?

Ted: Yeah, that ride is totally popen'!

Popen' by Good_old_Jerry March 16, 2009

Popen 

When one stands up in his/her own bed, urinates on every nearby surface, and proceeds to lay down in said urine for a good nights rest.

Haha ... omg I can't believe Cheesman got the Popen last night!

Popen by Zip February 7, 2003

Popen 

Also known as a Mckenzie.

Robx was too hot so he had a McKenzie.

Popen by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

popen 

A corruption of the word 'open'. Used specifically with windows.

"Bill, would you popen the window?'

popen by Alex J Matthews May 8, 2008

colour popen 

When one ventures into the outside world late at night (between 3am and 6am looking for more booze/sex/drugs in particular), and decides to wear as many inappropriate and brightly coloured clothes as possible simultaneously, they are said to be a colour popen. Reasons for dressing like a colour popen can vary from sheer idiocy, undesiarable weather conditions and/or being highly intoxicated.

"Jesus Christ almighty, and Moses and Joseph and all the saints above! Jenny and Jemima ye look like fuckin' colour popens the pair of ye!"

colour popen by Teacherdee September 22, 2008

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

Tip of the Pope's Hat by will bitten September 8, 2017

Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.

As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

Toasting the Pope by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009