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Doom cookie 

N;
1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.
Little pisses me off more than having to put up with that little doom cookie friend of yours.
Doom cookie by Kitteh May 7, 2005
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doom cookie 

baby manson-ites, moshers, usually seen in packs all atempting to be individuals by dressing the same.
Dress code: black clothes, baggy, silver jewellery, lots of black make-up including the boys.
bloody doom cookies - when you see a group of 17 yr olds dressed in black trying to look like the angel of death
doom cookie by baruch March 11, 2004

doom cookie 

Conventionally referring to a 'tryhard' goth. Nowadays it refers to the 'tryhard' emo phenomenon. These doom cookies act and dress like emo without understanding the true nature of the subculture and exploit the title of emo.
I thought you were friends?
No she is a doom cookie.
doom cookie by rach XD September 15, 2007

Doomcooming

The act of stumbling across material to "coom" to while doomscrolling social media.
Will was doomcooming reddit last night.
Doomcooming by Brotherthisguy September 21, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026