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train porn

Photographs of trains, the result of train photting as commonly found on websites such as fotopic, flickr, etc. The rarer the porn star featured is, the more sought after the photographs are. Some of the porn is of a high technical standard and can be found on the shelves in W.H. Smiths. Psychologists have been known to a train porn addiction, which often manifests itself externally as owning an anorak.
Whoa! Dude! Look at that train porn! Sweet!
train porn by Ribble Head May 7, 2008
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train porn

Working timetables, special traffic notices and working information on the railway that general public have no access to!

For the elite spotter!
MMM a STN!! mate that is train porn!
train porn by ragsonline69 January 13, 2008

Porn Trail 

The history of sites and their content left on your browser after spending time looking at internet porn.
Example 1: Last night I was bored and I blazed a Porn Trail that would make Ron Jeremy blush.

Example 2: Dude, I used the computer this morning and ran across your Porn Trail. Do me a favor and clear the history when you're done. Nobody needs to see that!
Porn Trail by Shtbird44 July 30, 2010

trainpornophilia

A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens
trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026