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swing a cat 

It derives from the British Royal Navy when the punishment of whipping with a cat of nine tails was administered on the poop or upper deck of a ship as on the main decks below there wasn't room to swing a cat
i.e. a confined space may be defined as not having enough room to swing a cat
swing a cat by Bob Ventham May 4, 2008
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no room to swing a cat 

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.
You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.
swing a dead cat by Coell September 23, 2005

Swing a dead cat

A phrase used to describe when there are a lot of something in a small area and that running into them is unavoidable. Seems to be popular with people from the burrows of Philadelphia.
"there are so many coffee joints here that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting one."
Swing a dead cat by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016

Can't swing a dead cat. 

When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.
I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."
Can't swing a dead cat. by kraash October 17, 2006

Catch a mood swing 

To suddenly find yourself having unexpected sex with someone.
If you’re going to your exe’s house, don’t catch a mood swing bro!
Catch a mood swing by Flurona 2.0 January 4, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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