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Sweeping it under the rug

When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.
Hopefully I'm at work when my girlfriend finds out I was sweeping it under the rug.

sheeping it 

Sheeping it is very similar to when one would say to "wing it", except in this definition we are referring to sheep instead of the winged creatures known as "birds". Sheeping it also refers to sleeping in, because it is often thought to fall asleep faster one would count sheep.

Sidenote: Please count the sheep and not instead sex the sheep.
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: Naw, I'll just sheep it.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why were you so late to work???
Person 2: I was sheeping it.
sheeping it by Da real roggo August 11, 2017