Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

Magic kingdom by benth April 26, 2008

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Magic Kingdom

One of four of the theme parks in Walt Disney World Resort, in Orlando, Florida. Sadly one one of Walt Disney's park he could never see after his death in 1966. The Magic Kingdom opened five years later in 1971 after Walt's passing. Other parks in Walt Disney World like Magic Kingdom are Epcot, MGM Studios, and Animal Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom was also home to Cinderella's Castle the pride and joy of the park. Tha Magic Kingdom is also the most crowded park in Walt Disney World and has 7 themed lands.

The best theme park I've been too.

Where I want go on my summer vactions.

A paradise where I can forgot HELL aka school and study and be happy and can never be sad.

"This place makes Six Flags look like the 3rd World."

Magic Kingdom by phantom5 August 26, 2005

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Magic Kingdom

Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.

"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.

Magic Kingdom by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008

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space mtn best ride ever!and mickies premium best icecream

i rode space mtn in magic kingdom yesterday.while i was eating me favorite mickies premium.

magic kingdom by br_ronaldinho10 May 23, 2006

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Magic Kingdom

A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.

After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.

Magic Kingdom by Devveyovich July 7, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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