cassinis

A breed of italian men that are so charming and good looking that women fall in love with them immediately. As soon as a woman sees a cassinis they will do what ever they have to do to have sexual intercourse with him. A cassinis is usually into kinky/dirty sex and enjoys skiing.

Man: that fucking cassinis stole my girl last night. I hate those damn cassinis guys, they always take home all the hot girls. i bet a cassinis always does ass to mouth, lucky bastard...

Girl: i found a cassinis last night. my friend and i brought him back to our place and let him do ass to mouth to both of us while my boyfriend watched and cried in the corner.

cassinis by euro trash April 25, 2008

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Cecilia Cassini

A snotty little brat who claims to be the youngest fashion designer in the world at age 10. She got a sewing machine at age 6 so she thinks that makes her official.

Cecilia Cassini is one of the reason's why Daniel Tosh doesn't want kids.

Cecilia Cassini talks and looks like Audrina from The Hills

Cecilia Cassini by Muhdawnna August 18, 2011

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cassini • Cussinist • Cecilia Cassini • daddy cassieism

Cussinist

An individual that cusses to an extreme

I am the most cussinist person ever.

Cussinist by maddieblueeyes February 14, 2012

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daddy cassieism

daddy cassieism is a religion created on november 29, 2017. tyler, a friend and fellow daddy cassieist, posted a picture of their mii character praising daddy cassie. harley, another fellow daddy cassieist, commented on the photo repeating "praise daddy cassie." and thus, the religion was born. fridays are the worship days. you cannot partake in marvinism activities, if you do, you will not be accepted into the religion.

tyler started this mess called daddy cassieism. blame them.

daddy cassieism by heckthefoxes June 12, 2018

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cassini

A sore loser. Usually an elementary dropout. Very egotistical.

You think this guy would be used to losing by now, what a total cassini.

cassini by Waki Ho October 11, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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