Two Twos 

Obviously

2+2=4

Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked

Two Twos by lrsd February 23, 2009

Two Twos

Origins of this Toronto saying are unclear, but it is most likely derived from the saying “put 2 and 2 together,” meaning the conclusion is OBVIOUS or a FACT. It is also used interchangeably with “More Times” (see definition).

(Note: you cannot say my word after two twos. It is redundant and stupid).

Example 1: Sean: Yo, two twos (if you put 2 and 2 together), your girlfriend is cheating on you. She went to that house party and didn’t call you once fam.

Example 2: Sarah: What do you think of my dress?

Sam: Two twos (more times), it looks good still.

Two Twos by Fixing Toronto Slang December 18, 2025

Two'Twos

Something to say when you are not lying, similar to "wallahi" or "on god"

"Nah Croski Two'Twos my word im not a gerbert and you dess nons are pressing me for no reason"

Two'Twos by TorontoAccentTranslator March 23, 2025

two twos nah 

Long story short

"Two twos nah man was at the post office."

two twos nah by Denchely June 17, 2014

two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Based on the pronoun "one".

two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Two went to the store earlier today.

two, twom, twos, twos, twoself by marcotoa October 23, 2025

Two Two's my word 

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).

Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"

Two Two's my word by P1rsa May 22, 2025

Two Two's or Four Four's or Nine nine's

These all basically mean long story short, or "my word to _____" (which is just being truthful about something)

"Two two's or Four four's or Nine nine's my word, Kyle was chatting to bare shorties"

Two Two's or Four Four's or Nine nine's by KendrickIsTheGoat01 December 26, 2025