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Fuckstunned 

When there is clearly only a single option in a situation and someone asks "What do I do?"
When sitting in the drive through and asked to "pull up to the first window"

a customer asks "where do I go?" (in this situation the customer is Fuckstunned)
Fuckstunned by Luvbird October 21, 2010

conglomeration of fuckitude

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.
Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU
Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

fuckstub 

When her dad came home, I zipped it up so fast, I damn near wrecked my fuckstub.
fuckstub by The Jailer April 21, 2006

fucksmudge 

marks of love left on the sheets.
i had to change my sheets after last night, you fucksmudge.
fucksmudge by fucksmudge April 15, 2009

fuckstump 

1. "Aw... Look at your lil' fuckstump."
2. "Get over here you knobgobbling fuckstump!!"
fuckstump by Max W. Gore March 13, 2008