Starch

To dispatch your opponent in dominant fashion.

"Did you see that fight last weekend? That guy got straight up starched.

by High Plains Drifter April 23, 2008

Starch

(verb) knock out such that the victim's muscles become tense and the body appears to stiffen.

Dan Henderson starched Michael Bisping at UFC 100.

by herat17 October 26, 2009

Starch

Verb
The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.

"Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks."

by bugnumber_1 July 27, 2016

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

starch

Nicely turned out, presentable, made the effort to look nice...

Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey

as in 'wow - you look starch!'

by starchy August 31, 2008

Starched

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’

by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018

starch

weed that you smoke in a bong, bucket or pipe

Wheres the starch man?

by Phil Dayooper July 11, 2007