textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

totnesian 

A denizen of Totnes town in the south west of England, someone likely to be stoned, spiritualy aware, a great musician and a rich public school boy.

Hello, I'm Tarquin, I play the guitar and sing about enlightenment and I'm very stoned. I am a Totnesian.

totnesian by Golden Budha Spirit Leaf Rainbow Tree December 25, 2007

Txtnesia 

When you forget what you texted someone last

Oh man, what is he talking about. Must be my Txtnesia.

Txtnesia by FDNYMedic August 10, 2011

totnesia 

An area of the town totnes, hence the name given to inhabitants of this part of town are called totnesians. It has a close association with the word amnesia.

Do you live in Totnesia?
i think so if my memory serves me correctly!

totnesia by Charlie watts October 16, 2008

texthusiastic 

(adj) enthusiastic about texting. A texthusiast is someone who replies to your texts promptly and is eager to carry on the conversation.

Guy A: How's it going with that chick you met last night?
Guy B: She's a little lukewarm, seems like she's not terribly texthusiastic.

texthusiastic by slightly slighted November 9, 2012

Technesia 

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.

Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.

Technesia by The Mad IT Admin June 4, 2013

textmessageitis 

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time

Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis

textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006