McCildo

When your finger gets smashed by an extremely huge and heavy object and the result is an extra inch of finger ( unfortunately after a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!

Justin: "Dude your finger looks like a dildo ever since u got it smashed"

Aaron: "Yeah isn't it awesome! The girlfriend loves that extra inch."

Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."

Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust me she won't be disapointed."

McCildo by thebreeze April 9, 2008

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Ronald McDildo

Not to be confused with cocksandwich or shit bag, but similar traits exist between the 3 things. A high profile version of the dick faced cock gobbler.

What kind of Ronald McDildo takes a shit on the backseat of my car?

Ronald McDildo by mk3242 August 2, 2011

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mcdildo

adult happy meals with sex toys

I'll take 2 whoppers 3 large fries 8 diet cokes 1 happy meal and a mcdildo

mcdildo by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

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McDildos

Another name for McDonalds used in slang talk.

Dude! Lets go to McDildos and drive thru to the bend over window to get some hot lunch!!

YEAHH!!! MCDILDOS IS THE BEST!

McDildos by Ophelia Hiney August 7, 2007

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McDildo

A term used for a beautiful, smart, and sophisticated man who gets all the ladies.

Man that McDildo guy is so awesome.

McDildo by odliDcM February 19, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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