your finger gets smashed by an extremely huge
and heavy object and the result is an extra
inch of finger ( unfortunately after
a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!
Justin: "Dude your finger looks
like a dildo ever since
u got it smashed"
Aaron: "Yeah isn't it awesome! The girlfriend loves that extra
Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."
Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust
me she won't be disapointed."