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fistblast 

The art of jamming an entire fist into an orifice, usually a vagina or asshole. When performed correctly, the "fistblaster" should be elbow-deep in the "fistblastee". While inside the orifice the fist should be shaken in a dice rolling motion, but more violently, with the purpose of inducing orgasm and shaking out any loose change and/or any other objects such as a lost and forgotten tampon.
When I see Superman fly fist first, I always think he must be on his way to fistblast Lois Lane. That whore can really take a pounding.
fistblast by wordman55 August 26, 2012
Related Words

fistracted 

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.
{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."
fistracted by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011

Fistastic 

Fistastic - An adjective one uses to decribe the common feeling one is experiencing with that of the ectacy one ahcieves by having a large fist shoved in their ass.
"That Gaping Niblo you performed on me last night was fistastic!"
Fistastic by Onre Port July 4, 2004

Fistration 

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead
When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration
Fistration by London lemongrass February 27, 2019

fishtoast 

The act of having sex while neither party has showered for a good amount of time. Often times very smelly and dirty.
Neither of us had really showered for a while but we were both really horny, so we decided to make fishtoast.
fishtoast by notreallyatroll October 31, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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