6 definitions by wordman55
| 1. | ashturbate | ||
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The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes. She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.
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| 2. | fistblast | ||
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The art of jamming an entire fist into an orifice, usually a vagina or asshole. When performed correctly, the "fistblaster" should be elbow-deep in the "fistblastee". While inside the orifice the fist should be shaken in a dice rolling motion, but more violently, with the purpose of inducing orgasm and shaking out any loose change and/or any other objects such as a lost and forgotten tampon. When I see Superman fly fist first, I always think he must be on his way to fistblast Lois Lane. That whore can really take a pounding.
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| 3. | cruke sex | ||
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The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously. The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.
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| 4. | poostack | ||
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1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off. 2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP. The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.
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| 5. | m'dick | ||
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An abbreviation for "My Dick". The opposite of "Your Dick". All tha hoes be all up on me, they be jocking m'dick.
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| 6. | tampon wasteland | ||
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1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place. 2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses. Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?
Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning. Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster. |
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