head week

The same thing as period week. Nobody is getting laid during this time, and the most a guy can reasonably expect is a blowjob.

Often the only time some guys can connive oral out of sexually stingy partners.

"Hey man, did you bang that girl last night?"
"Nah, turns out it was head week."
"Right on!"

head week by D-Moneys April 6, 2008

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red week is head week

when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:

man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;

red week is head week by iamcoco April 7, 2011

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Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

Pat short people on the head week by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

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Fuck the Head Admin Week

From January 2nd to January 8th, every discord user can harass the head admin. This lasts one week and the head admin can't do anything about it.

Hey its Fuck the Head Admin Week, lets harass our discord head admin!

Fuck the Head Admin Week by Bangladeshi1000 December 22, 2023

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Fuck the Head Admin Week

From January 2nd to January 8th, every discord user can harass the head admin. The head admin or anyone higher can do nothing about it.

Hey its Fuck the Head Admin Week, lets harass the head admin!

Fuck the Head Admin Week by Bangladeshi1000 December 22, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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