CapnCrack

CapnCrack, also known as "The Capn", is one of the possible sleeper sock puppets of Wikipedia's infamous Willy on Wheels. CapnCrack vandalizes by adding bad edit summaries to articles after saving. His sock puppets usually involve pursuing sexual relations with female admins.

CapnCrack liked to pursue sex with female admins such as this sock puppet account named "CapnCrack assimilated BorgQueen's titties last night".

CapnCrack by IceSickleSHAKE April 6, 2008

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

Concrackulations by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

canucrackit 

Individual who was very high up in the chain of MSDN back in the day. Probably drained 5 accs per day.

Often couldn't get the keys fast enough and was able to select his clients (fuck him! LOL j/k we all understand it was about the P"

Owned the biggest ms key site which eventually he had to shut down because it was bringing to much heat.

Guy is legde, has now moved up the ladder a bit and can be found on near enough every invite only marketplace out there :)

Knows his shit about making money!

MASSIVE RESPECT! peace out dude x

canucrackit has tha mutafukin connections!!!

canucrackit by mortified0ne1 March 8, 2011

CapnCratch 

A complete freak loser who has nothing better to do with their lives than edit crap definitions for bullshit words on urbandictionary.

Even God hates CapnCratch.

CapnCratch by wtfeyoucompletedouche February 5, 2010