spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

spanctuary by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.

Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.

sanctuary campus by SeniorMoment54 October 3, 2017

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

Spanktuary by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

sanctuary 

a small safe place in a troubling world

"where is she?"

"in her sanctuary, crying"

sanctuary by quotelover28 September 30, 2012

Alveus Sanctuary

A non-profit exotic animal sanctuary and virtual education center based in Austin, Texas that is aimed to educate Twitch streamers and their communities about specific species using their non-releasable ambassadors to help spark an appreciation for them and their wild counterparts.

Stompy the emu is currently the best ambassador at Alveus Sanctuary.

Alveus Sanctuary by ThrowThePitcher December 15, 2021

Skanktuary 

Any place filled with many skanky women

"look at all these skanks up in here."
"yeah dude, this place is a skanktuary."

Skanktuary by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009

Stanktuary 

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.

Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary

Stanktuary by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020