Pickle Equilibrium 

A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system on an edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar in a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. The idea is that this stasis must be equal for the maximum flavor of the sandwich for eating pleasure.

Character #1 takes a Chic-fil-a chicken sandwich, opens the package, lifts the bun, evenly distributes the pickles, and enjoys meal.

Pickle Equilibrium by Shaken October 16, 2003