de-caffing 

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

de-caffing by sheedymark March 30, 2008

Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.

4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"

Decaffinicotarded by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013

decuffing season 

The season during spring and summer months when everyone gets out of a relationship; opposite of cuffing season.

I just broke up with Stephanie! Decuffing season is in full effect bro!

decuffing season by SubmissiveKitten July 27, 2016

Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

Decaffinated by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

Decaffinated by Erik3pt October 14, 2005