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One hand covering half of the face in photos 

This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality
*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok

Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek
Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.
Hand and a Half by Rudeowen December 4, 2010

half a handjob 

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.
The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

half-ass handy 

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished
"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."
half-ass handy by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Half Winded Handy 

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
Half Winded Handy by Blaceph January 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026