A past tense form of a state of "zen" or relaxation
I was totally zent at about 3:15 yesterday
by G Johnson November 8, 2007
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long, skiny penis, that sways to the right.
"damn, my zent is like a right angle."
by tommmy callahan March 16, 2008
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To post a message on a social networking site about one's current state of mind with the intention of reminding people that you exist. Similar to vaguebooking.

Seems to be derived from a mix of "representing" (as in fronting) and "venting".
Is Kev zenting again? Ignore him.
also as a noun:
Lame: my twitter feed is always just a load of zents
by Grand Al February 5, 2010
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The state of mind of someone who is zen to the max. As "turnt" is to "turned up", "zent" is to "zen."
Bra, that dude has been on a vision quest for six months — he's so zent.
by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2022
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Zente is the kinda guy you would think is the nicest person ever. But after sometime you realize he is a dick. At least with the ones closest to him. He has trust issues but, doesn't show it and fears he will be left alone if he isn't friends with everyone. He wants to be good at stuff but isn't that sad if things don't work out the way he wants them to. He has a beautiful laugh and his eyes are sparkling when looking at someone he loves. He loves a lot of people. He is too kind sometimes which is annoying but you should bear with it because he is one of the most loving people you will ever meet. So you hate him but at the same time love him endlessly.
Zente? He is a bitch, but I love him.
by idkjusthere9 November 21, 2021
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