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Jumpy Juice 

It's like Juicy Juice, but with traces (10%) of cocaine.
The product's motto is "Put a little JUMP in your juice!!!"
Some people find it starngely addictive. Jumpy Juice is illegal in all states except Texas and Maryland. Jumpy Juice is not guaranteed to be healthy in any way.
Jumpy Juice!
"Put a little JUMP in your juice!!!
Now in 8 flavors and traces of cocaine!
It's addictively delicious!"
Jumpy Juice by Mobo March 13, 2008
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Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice 

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words
Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!