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Bopportunity

Jerome: Chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?

Chadsworth: It's serious Jerome, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a bopportunity.
Bopportunity by John Peppercock January 7, 2011

bumportunity 

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)

I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007

Barportunity 

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.
Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.
"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"
Bopportunity by Dj Pj November 28, 2014

bopportunity

the chance to use bopping to strike an advantage for one's self
ashlynn: "Mark offered to give me a ride, but he'll probably wanna hookup again.."

caitlin: "well if ya gotta, take that bopportunity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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