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silent assassin 

In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.
The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.
silent assassin by DaTrueJDub April 21, 2007
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Silent Assassin 

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.
Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
Silent Assassin by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006

Silent Assassin 

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.
1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...
Silent Assassin by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008

Silent Assassin 

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"
Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Silent Assassin by El Dr June 9, 2010

silent assasin 

If u leave a silent fart. The special thing of this kind of fart is that it smells more than the normal ones. Specially used as a "joke" in bathrooms as a first encounter. Always works.
"Did you hear my silent assasin? Probably not, but you are gonna smell it"
silent assasin by shuffeleur April 21, 2018

Silent Killing Assassins 

A long-term counter-strike knifing clan. The leader of this clan is Nato Suicidal.
I'm gonna go play in the Silent Killing Assassins clan Server and get pwned by its members.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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