workacets

prescription pills you take during work to make your job more bearable (usually percocet, but could also be vicoden, valium, adderall, or any other pill that alters your mood for the better)

Employee #1: Jesus, when is this day gonna end???

Employee #2: Not really bothering me bro, I got involved with some workacets this morning. Loving life right now!

workacets by Flight Crash Companion March 12, 2008

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workaversary

Work anniversary

Today is my six year workaversary! I've never worked anywhere this long!

workaversary by Kashmir May 19, 2016

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workcest

sexual relations with co-workers.

CEO #1: "your secretary is hot. I dont see why you dont sleep with her."

CEO #2: "I can't do it... that's workcest!!"

workcest by Jake Honiball February 25, 2011

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workacation

Taking a vacation in order to get work done in an atmosphere of undisturbed awesomeness.

"I want to go on workacation to Hawaii/Barcelona/the Baltic Sea to work on my paper/thesis/novel/album/project."
"Just make sure you don't have constant Internet access."

workacation by thatwasnow May 16, 2010

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Workabetes

When you only suffer from the symptoms of diabetes at work

fetch me some more water, my Workabetes is playing up

Workabetes by Yaasfag September 5, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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