etf 

when you meant to type wtf...

Dude 1: eft man...
Dude 2: ???
Dude 1: oh. wtf*
Dude 2: ah i get u

etf: e? the fuck

etf by Kyoshi Roku February 18, 2017

ETF 

Short for 'Escape The Fate'
American post hardcore band.

"Dude, I've got tickets to go+see ETF next yr !!"

ETF by Big ETF fan August 15, 2007

ETF 

An acronym that stands for Estimated Time to Fuck. Used in time estimation on one think they will be able to fuck a particular person.

Guy 1: Wow that chick is really messy drunk, what do you think her ETF is?
Guy 2: I say cab ride

Guy1: So you still going out with that chick from J-date?
Guy2: Yes, my ETF is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.

Fat chicks are known for their low ETF.

ETF by RJ2222 March 11, 2008

ETF 

ETF = Exchange traded fund, or the guy just mis spelled "wtf" and put there "e" instead.

The FED just bought a bunch of ETFs to stimulate the economy. Stonxx only go up!

An ETF fund is the cheapest type of a fund, thereby increasing its stonx profits! Less fees= more profits.

ETF by Danco71 June 1, 2020

ETF 

Early Termination Fee- the often exorbitant fee charged by service providers when a subscriber cancels a service before the end of a specific period of time. The fee is usually part of a promotional package or service contract.

I'd ditch my DSL, but the ETF is massive!

ETF by Prep.77 December 5, 2010

ETF 

Elephants That Fuck

Oh, did you see that ETF?

ETF by J.K.Bowling January 30, 2022

ETF 

Extremely and thoroughly fucked.

1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.

2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.

Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"

I can't believe how badly they treated me! I feel so ETF.

ETF by Louie the Slugger February 10, 2009