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An Egonaut is someone, who spends a great deal of the time contemplating existential questions and the overall order of things. En Egonaut is a reflective thinker.

Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.
I am constantly asking the question "why"?.

It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.
Egonaut by Egonaut July 12, 2009
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Adjective to describe a person with a a larger than normal ego. Can be used to describe a set of people.
I was at a conference the other day with a room full of egonauts. It wasn't very productive.

Billy is such an egonaut. He won't listen to anything that doesn't come from his own mouth.
egonaut by gyrussfanx March 6, 2008
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Egonut is someone who exaggeratedly loves himself. He thinks he owns the universe. An egonut usually snubs everyone. He also believes that he's very famous and rich even though he can't afford rice and beans.
Bobo: Hi Pepe, would you like to play tennis with me today?

Pepe: Are you kidding me? I 'm too pretty for the tennis court. I belong to a country club.

Bobo: Well, I'm going to the burger stand. Do you care to join me?

Pepe: Dude, I only consume caviar and fine wines.

Bobo: You don't have a job.

Pepe: I'm a movie star!

Bobo: Dude, you're an EGONUT!
Egonut by lili dauphin September 21, 2009

Ergonaut 

Ergonaut. Like Ergh. Expression of annoyance. Used on DeviantArt.
Matt : Get online now!
Tracy : It's the timezone problem!
Matt : Ergonaut.
Ergonaut by Darkewolfie September 4, 2010
A person that is so emo, that it feel's like he is floating in he's own emo world
You act like a fucking "emonaut".
I wish you weren't such an "emonaut"
Emonaut by Eat shyt nigggger October 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026