cuntdoit 

fit,found attractive by the females of the species

when a female says2u eg-i saw u workin,cuntdoit to me2day right now cudya!

cuntdoit by JOHN ALAN ELSON February 28, 2008

Cantdoititus 

The condition which one suffers when they just can't do it. Often caused by smoking a blizzy. The opposite of what Shia LaBeough encourages people to do.

Guy 1: Hey man could you get me a glass of water?

Guy 2: I can't man.

Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.

Guy 1: And?

Guy 2: I just can't

Cantdoititus by Drunk Pistachio December 11, 2020

cuntditioner 

The ultimate culmination of the over-specialization of hygiene products... shampoo made only for females pubes.

Dammit Craig! You forgot my cuntditioner?! Well fuck... you're the one who has to go bushwackin through the black forest. Just hold your breath I guess because you know my cunt can't handle regular shampoo.

cuntditioner by hornybisexual21 March 23, 2024