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bordeaux 

A metonymic term encompassing all of the wines produced in the Bordeaux region of France. These, mostly red, wines are characterized by a smooth, balanced taste that is largely the result of the blending of the Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot grape varieties, among others. A good starter for those not yet acquainted with the noble art that is proper wine drinking.
I felt reluctant to try the new bordeaux bottle advertised in the store, then I remembered its quality prevents it from being at all associated with douchebaggery.
bordeaux by satelit September 19, 2012
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bordeaux 

used as an adjective to describe anything that is completly awesome. is a new variation of the words tight, wicked, or phat.
dude that road trip was so bordeaux, possibly the most fun i have ever had.
bordeaux by bitchtown February 25, 2008
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bordeaux 

the oldest jail in montreal, and one of the oldest in canada.
also called bordeaux beach or bordeaux rico (by inmates)
man i did my time in bordeaux beach last summer
re : oh that sucks.
bordeaux by blitzz September 18, 2007

BORDHEAUX 

There comes a time in life, post breakup, where you’ll find yourself comparing you to your significant other.

When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.

Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.

Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.

Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
She was such a basic BORDHEAUX.
BORDHEAUX by BORDHEAUX November 7, 2020
A guy who lives by himself and drink all day
That is a bordeau
bordeau by oofer gang 420 May 19, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026