telesex 

Telephone sex. Having sex with telephone.

I'm having telesex in the public telephone.

telesex by SandaimeSpaceMan February 24, 2008

Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008

teletext 

1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them

JPizzle: (while talking on the phone)
Brax!, can you teletext me that website about Lady GooGoo having oversized vagina lips instead of a non-functional penis? I gotsta see those meat-curtains, on that taco-grande!

teletext by Airpace January 19, 2010

teletext 

3. texting someone while both of you are watching the same television program. Commenting on the program being viewed. Prefix coming from word television.

That was so awesome teletexting during "Jersey Shore", it was like we were in the same room.

teletext by Airpace January 21, 2010

telesexual 

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

telesexual by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

Telemexican 

The telemarketer recording that u sometimes get on your cell phone that is in Spanish and u never get to talk to a live person to tell them to quit calling u.

Damn, the telemexicans are calling me again!

Telemexican by Spoiled_bitch_916 July 7, 2010

Teleseryes 

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.

Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...

Teleseryes by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010