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Ailurophiliac 

an individual who loves cats. Also confused ailurophobia, which is the fear of cats.
Susanne - "Hey, Ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?"

Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."

Susanne - "What does that mean?"

Ashton - "It means I love cats!"
Ailurophiliac by BabyyAshton04 October 7, 2012

ailurophobia 

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.
Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.
ailurophobia by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

ailurophagy 

The consumption of cats or kittens. One who ingages in such activity may be known as an ailurophage.
Some cultures consider ailurophagy a taboo, as cats are considered pets.
ailurophagy by Ailurophage November 28, 2007

ailurophasia 

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.
1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

ailurophilia 

I just love the feeling of my cat licking my own dick.
If she had bigger pussy, I would put it in her.
Seems I have an ailurophilia m8.
ailurophilia by Illegalcoder February 16, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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