Stuke 

Verb: To attempt to take a hot pan out ove the oven too quickly and thus drop the food, especially relevant when cooking for others. Named for "actor" Neil Stuke, who did just that on Celebrity Masterchef when the food was intended for an Olympic committee dinner

Guy: I was cooking dinner for my new girlfriend but when I grabbed the chicken out the oven I Stuked it all over the floor

Stuke by D-Man_1979 November 18, 2010

stuke 

To carry/hide something, usually in an illegal situation such as hiding contraband items when being taken into custody or smuggling them past initial inspection when being admitted to rehab.

Item being 'stuked' would be something useful or valuable to you in this situation such as drugs, money or cigarettes. It could however, be a sentimental item such as a photo or jewellery containing inscriptions or a locket with a photograph.

You could also stuke something like money from an armed robbery or even every day items that you didn't want someone in particular to find.

ie: "have you got any stukies?" or "Where'd ya stuke that dope I got you to hold?" or "I stuked it in your pillow case".

1) As you're being taken to jail or holding cells, you quickly and subtley remove your jewellery, cash & drugs and place them into a container which you then stick up any orifice of your choice.

2) You spot your mistress's bra that she's left behind on your couch, just as you hear you're wife's car pull into the driveway, so you quickly stuke the bra behind the fridge where your wife won't see it.

stuke by Aussie_slang February 20, 2008

Stuke Lalley

A man who defines the word "beastly" he is a man of impeccably beasty beastliness - an animal of strength from which lust and desire exudes from. He breaks walls with his fists, breaks women's wombs with his manly manhood, and breaks the fourth wall with his witty sense of humbly humourous humour. Stuke's beastliness approaches a level at which the only phrase useable for him is "beastiality"

Gaaaah! Stuke! Stuke Lalley! Fatally orgasmic high pitched moans of female pleasure)

Stuke Lalley by Live in Excess September 3, 2022

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

stake me to an anthill by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Stokeley 

He is an very goofy, kind, sweet, and handsome person. He’s an great rapper and he has Jamaican in him which makes him even more hotter, especially when he talks in his Jamaican voice. He loves all of his slimes or mucus and he will and always will represent him, his mucus’s, and XXXTENTACION (Jahseh Onfroy), his best friend and vrotha, any and everywhere he goes.

“Stokeley is just so fine”

Stokeley by Gagejbd February 10, 2019

STOKED STEVE 

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E

YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

STOKED STEVE by #JUSTABROTHERRR (Your Welcome) April 11, 2011

cold rainy night in stoke 

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class

Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

cold rainy night in stoke by Big dick tye April 25, 2020