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Howlin' Pelle Almqvist, a lead singer from rockband The Hives. Also has the borderline paranormal ability to raise the temperature of any room graced with his presence
"My patrollin' days are over,
And I ain't shot nobody since,
I fought the big cheese out of office,
And showed the hep kids how to dance.
And now we gonna take a ride on the wiggle n' sway,
I got my finger on the trigger and it's time to play!
And with every little step I blow your mind away,
Forever! HPA"
HPA by Mikedi January 30, 2017
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hot piece of ass

someone really hot that's worthy of being a hot ass
ex. Omg Anthony Pacheco is an HPA

ex. wow! look at that girl! she's an HPA!
HPA by toms5675 February 6, 2017
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Oh my goodness, did you just see that HPA?
HPA by Anna Maria Paola August 15, 2007
"This road is pretty heavy, HPA
HPA by STKYAHURD August 6, 2018
hot point average. it is used to give a average of how hot a group of girls are on a one to ten scale.
Person1-"want to go to the softball game?"
Person2-"nah, im not into softball."
Person1-"neither am i. it just has a really high hpa this year."
Person2-"how high?"
Person1-"eight point five"
Person2-"no way! ive got to see this!"
hpa by Kips of Mud April 30, 2009
stands for Half Price Appetizers. Refers to the deal at Applebees in which appetizers are half priced after 9 or 10 pm, depending on the location.
I'm fuckin' broke, but I love Applebees nachos! Thank God for HPAs!
HPA by skakid320 February 28, 2008
An Hispanic Panic Attack.

Mainly when a person of Hispanic heritage hurts themselves, they start shouting... saying this:

Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey!
Pedro hurt himself and screamed ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey!
HPA by Chanbara June 25, 2004