Techdick 

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.

"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.

Techdick by D & C February 25, 2008

techdeck 

Noun; A device commonly used to pick up women.

Do ever since I bought that techdeck the ladies are all over me.

techdeck by ........123 January 29, 2008

Techdecking 

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.

Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.

Techdecking by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022

techsick 

Either a sense of or real illness brought on from being constantly surrounded and inundated with technology. Constant technology is usually from work, but can be home too, and sometimes when traveling, especially for business.

"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I stayed home and slept most of Saturday, and well past noon on Sunday. Later I went to Golden Gate park on Sunday. I just got techsick and had to get outside and away from my laptop and Crackberry."

techsick by CadeRageous! March 11, 2008

techadickt 

Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!

"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"

techadickt by dargondaemon October 9, 2014

techdicted 

Addicted to technology, unable to put electronics down

My friend Bob is techdicted to his new phone.

techdicted by fastback September 19, 2016

techdeckisum 

when you are so poggers you start fingerboarding and you get good at it.

The man was so cool some said he committed techdeckisum

techdeckisum by xxbofa90xx March 30, 2022