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muffosaur 

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".
Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!
muffosaur by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008
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muffsaraggin 

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).
Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
muffsaraggin by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

Milfosaurus

A sexual predator, with MILF's as its main target.
John: Wow did you hear Peter liquored up and nailed your mom last night?!
James: OMG! Hes such a Milfosaurus!
Milfosaurus by StainaH September 25, 2009

muffasaurus

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!
muffasaurus by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

Muffinsaurus 

A dinosaur made out of muffin.

Usually meaning fuck me in dinosaur
oh yeah. Muffinsaurus
Muffinsaurus by ducks123 September 9, 2010
Muffslurp - Muffslurping - Muffslurper - Someone who slurps up that muff.
(girl talking) I won't date a man less he done had his muffslurping practice. Damnit.
Muffslurp by Witbomb October 10, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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