Eckelberry 

a person who masturbates 5+ times a day

Guy: Close the door!!
Guy2: What are you doing?
Guy: Nothing! Go away!
Guy2: Dude... Don't be an Eckelberry

Eckelberry by anonymous622 February 18, 2008

Eckelberry 

A chronic masturbator who thinks Urban Dictionary definitions are admissible evidence in a court

This Eckelberry on twitter is suffering from TDS

Eckelberry by BerlinerLust September 29, 2018