Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
by oddballed January 24, 2010
Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008
somebody that you love and know that you can be a total doofus around. they would never judge you (unless it's super funny) and they will be there when you are down in the dumps. you would probably refer to each other as Best friend
by avegrace07 January 25, 2020
The person that is always there for you. If you fall when your with your friend , yeah they'll help you up and maybe giggle or something. BUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND if you fall they will laugh their head off for 2 hours and then help you up. Your best friend is the one that you don't wanna kill if they slap your sandwich out of your hand. But if someone that is just your FRIEND does that, they are dead in 2 seconds. Your best friend is your homie. Your sister / brother. You know what go to your best friend right now and thank them, for being them. Let them know, it might just make their day. You know what, you might have two. Three. Five even! I don't know. It doesn't matter though. They are yours, and will be forever. Do not let them go. It will be the worst regret of your life. Thank you for your time.
Bestfriends fighting:
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"
Later:
Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*
Later
Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"
Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"
Later:
Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*
Later
Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"
Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!
by Unknown Name Definer November 6, 2019
by Sandra_ November 17, 2017
by honesTEA15 February 26, 2019
A Best Friend is a person who doesn't care how crazy you are, they stay by your side. A best friend still talks to you even if you wear mom clothes to school everyday. A best friend decorates your locker 2 months before your birthday even if the last day of school happens to be in 2 weeks. And last but not least a Best Friend picks out your drandruff flakes even if there is absolutely NO hope of getting each flake out.
by Pinky Teddy Bear June 12, 2017