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Portubeast 

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.
Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.
Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009
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pornotube 

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.
Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?
pornotube by why hello July 4, 2007

pornhuber 

A person addicted to pornhub.com who denies his or her addiction to porn. To apply to this word you must use pornhub.com at least 7 times a week.

Shuster is such a pornhuber, We need to have an intervention before it ruins his life.
pornhuber by dylan landay April 23, 2008

Poontube 

1) Instrument used as an aid to oral sex

2) Reference to the inside of a womans vagina.
1) After a hard night out and unable to get mr happy Happy, Bill turned to the poontube


2) I was so far up her poontube I punched a hole in here cervix. See cervix boxing
Poontube by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

pornotube 

A very lame site with videos that aren't streamed even after hours, too many lags, low-quality videos of lonely attention whores who masturbate themselves for fun.

A waste of time compared to youtube.
Pornotube is the worst site ever created.
pornotube by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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