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Tier System

Tier 1: An individual you consider marriage material and is both physical and mentally attractive.

Tier 2: An individual who you date exclusively and is highly attractive, but you aren't sure or you don't believe you will settle down with this person.

Tier 3: An individual you would not seriously date exclusively date. This person is attractive but is most likely a booty call or a friend with benefits.

Tier 4: An individual you are not physically attracted to sexually, but you consider them a friend.

Tier 5: A lagoon creature who should never see the light of day.
Most of the girls I date are Tier 2 but they may be promoted to Tier 1 after I date them for a while. The Tier System helps classify how serious a relationship is.
Tier System by eekcmnad October 28, 2009
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Tier System

The Tier System is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. It works as follows:

Tier 0 : Most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
Tier 1 : Most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
Tier 2 : Very attractive but not in the same league as Tier 1 individuals.
Tier 3 : Somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
Tier 4 : Completely unattractive and unacceptable in all sexual contexts.
It is easy to talk about women using the Tier System becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.
Tier System by Kevin October 11, 2003

Beast Tier System

A system that recognizes people who have done something outrageous, something that society has frowned upon, something that is a little bit silly, etc.. The Tier system is as follows going from beast to... well... higher beings...

Beast
Super Beast
Ultra Beast

If this Beast somehow reaches beyond Ultra Beast (Which is pretty hard to be honest) then they can be deemed as the following...

Sexmaster
Legend
Immortal
God
Omnipotent Being
Of the 10th Dimension

(Open to more tiers depending on beastliness)
Examples for the Beast Tier System:

Ex. of Beast:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing that black girl?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking beast.

Ex. of a Legend:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing like 5 black girls at a time?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking legend

Ex. of a being Of the 10th Dimension
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing the Pope?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is Of the 10th Dimension.
Beast Tier System by Beast Handler October 10, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026