BeaverTaste 

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

BeaverTaste by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Beaverlashed 

Also known as "whipped" by your significant other, but a Canadian version. To be ruled or owned by your spouse.

Guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those Bums.
Guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time....I should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried.
Guy #1: Wow man, you are so Beaverlashed.

Beaverlashed by Justin Seamonster January 15, 2008

Beaverpated 

When You fall in love and it gnaws at you like a beaver gnaws on trees.

I didn't think he loved me but I'm sure beaverpated these days.

Beaverpated by Chloe1776 November 22, 2018

beavertale 

the cool guy who wrote this

beavertale kool

beavertale by beavertale June 2, 2021

Beavergate

When someone accidentally sends a picture of their unwanted vagina to a group of people that it was not intended for. This causes an uproar and an Beavergate is an investigation, similar to Watergate to figure out who the recipient was supposed to be and what the story was behind the infamous mishap. The sender of the picture also goes into immediate damage control.

After a night of drinking Monica pulled a Beavergate involving the entire PTA. Rumors flies, was she cheating, was this for attention, had she been drinking but most importantly in this day and age why was she sporting a 1970’s inspired bush?

Beavergate by PTA member October 14, 2025