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The act of a male performing oral sex on himself. Very difficult for men over 18. Older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his penis lengthened. Solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. Side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.
I don't go out much now that I've learned solotio.
solotio by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008
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37 cent solution 

Nickname for a handgun bullet.... In other words the cost of solving any problem. So named for the the price of a good bullet.
I reckon all we need to resolve this issue is a 37 cent solution.
37 cent solution by REVROCK May 18, 2011

9 millimeter solution 

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.
The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.
An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.
Band-Aid Solution by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

solution reach 

A special kind of reach around lubricated with any bodily fluid (the solution) including, but not limited to, spit, snot, or fecal matter.
Jason: "Where is Matt?"
Ben: "I don't know, probably giving his buddy a solution reach."
solution reach by JoseValentino December 2, 2016

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Campus Solutions 

Campus Solutions - A sorry excuse of a student record system used by the University of Nottingham. Unable to give you basic information about a student, almost like its creators want you to die.
Holy fucking shit not another SQL error message, Campus Solutions is crap. Who were the son of a bitches who thought purchasing this system was a good idea? Fuck the University of Nottingham.
Campus Solutions by TheVC March 6, 2021